FAMILY LORE — est. somewhere around the third helping

Future you can’t wait to hear these stories.

Let’s get them on tape. Grandparents to second cousins, all of life’s stories in one place.

Get early accesstakes 60 seconds, promise
Nana, holding court
1:42
the turkey incident, ’19
1,402 STORIES SAVED   ★   GRANDMA HAS RECEIPTS   ★   42 CONFIRMED EXAGGERATIONS   ★   SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT   ★   5 GENERATIONS DEEP   ★   NAMES HAVE NOT BEEN CHANGED   ★   1,402 STORIES SAVED   ★   GRANDMA HAS RECEIPTS   ★   42 CONFIRMED EXAGGERATIONS   ★   SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT   ★   5 GENERATIONS DEEP   ★   NAMES HAVE NOT BEEN CHANGED   ★  

The Family Record

everything in one place for once — not seventeen phones and a drawer nobody opens.

we don't discuss the gravy
1:42
The year Dad set the turkey on fire
Uncle Rich · Thanksgiving '19
4:08
Grandma's unfiltered yearbook reviews
Nana · 2024
the dog was FINE
2:15
How we actually lost the dog in Italy
Mom · Summer '07
for the record
3:24
How Grandpa proposed (the real version, not the one he tells)
Nana · 1961
3:30
The wedding toast that went too far
Cousin Dee · 2022
rules were broken
6:51
Why we no longer play Monopoly
The whole family · NYE '21
5:04
Grandpa's chili recipe (allegedly secret)
Pop · 2023
1:58
The great basement flood cover-up
Aunt Lisa · 1998

Stupidly simple

01
Hit record

Sixty seconds, bad lighting encouraged. Tell it like you would at the table.

02
Tag the cast

Who's in it, what year, and roughly how much they're exaggerating.

03
Add to the lore

It lands on one family timeline to watch, react to, and fiercely dispute.